Top 10 Signs He Might Be A Loser:
- He has a car, but it doesn't run. At all.
- He is living with his parents (not as a primary care-giver)
- He is trying to write the Great American Novel
- He has been unemployed for more than 5 years and has stopped looking
- His job aspirations are limited to waiting for promotions at McFood King
- His idea of a good date is to take you to said McFood King because he can get an employee discount
- He will fork over cash for drinks, but not for a taxi if he's too drunk to drive
- He doesn't/won't use condoms
- He doesn't talk to you about condom use before it's pertinent
- He thinks that if he's nice to you, he's entitled to sex.
- "Ms. S. S."